WANT A FED JOB? GET A TRUMP TATTOO
I’m kidding—or am I? An AI start-up got headlines recently for announcing that the process for getting a job with it began with getting a tattoo of the company logo. What a great idea, right? That would separate the applicants merely interested in a job anywhere from those willing to shed blood for the company, to declare their forever loyalty to the CEO’s vision, and, in the process, get the company some free advertising every time the interviewee raised an arm at a bar, ballgame, or gym. If our great Orange Oracle spotted the article, the odds are he has OPM working on it already. Perhaps they will offer applicants options for which Trump tattoo they want, e.g., the happy face one or the scowling face. Size and placement would also be optional–so long as it was publicly visible, e.g., on the neck, face, back of the hand, etc. (After all, if Christian feds can walk around with a forehead smug on Ash Wednesday, why not a pix of the Prez for eternity?) It sure would beat the loyalty oath our leader wants feds to take that can be simply recited without any sincerity. The AI start-up’s tattooing plan was quickly dealt a death blow, probably by some woke Antifa communists immigrant lovers, who were uncomfortable with the idea of branding employees. But public opinion matters little at 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue. If it did, the White House might never have been ripped apart to make way for a dance hall. Someone should start checking whether tattooing is substantively negotiable or will unions be limited to impact and implementation bargaining?