SATANIC POSTERS IN THE WORKPLACE  

In his latest effort to drive wedges between employees Trump has announced that he is urging federal employees to pray, preach, and proselytize in the workplace on behalf of their religious beliefs.  After all, if there is anything that divides people more than the race card  he has already played, it is religion. While I am sure he is thinking that employees will only push Christianity and Judaism, don’t be surprised if folks pop up pushing Satanism, paganistic Wicca, Rastafarianism, Shamanism, Scientology, Santeria, and my personal favorite Raëlianism—the belief in godly UFO’s. Unions had not only better prepare themselves for some employee playing odes to Satan or Tom Cruise in the workplace, but also what rules apply, e.g., will there be admin time to try to convert others, how loud can prayers be, can feds preach to members of the public as well as co-workers, will there be space set aside in the cafeteria for things like levitating and other religious ceremonies, will there be cash awards for conversions to the favored religions, can baptisms be performed on site, will Trump bibles be provided at a discount, etc. Click here for the OPM Guidance.