YO-YO KA IS NO YO YO MA
While the world of music is blessed with the genius of Yo Yo Ma, the Federal LMR community is stuck with the screeching of Yo-Yo KA. Kiko and Abbott (aka The KA), our two little TRUMP-ettes, have decided once again to yank us LMR practitioners like a yo-yo from the stability and comfort of long-time legal precedent. They just announced that the bargaining obligation only covers changes in “conditions of employment,” not changes in “working conditions.” As they see it, one of the canons of statutory construction, which they never specifically cite, requires that the two terms must mean something different since they are not identical. That is the equivalent of denying the existence of synonyms in the English language, such as a donkey and an ass. Apparently, The KA believes management is suffering such a huge injustice now that an entirely new exception to the bargaining obligation is needed. It matters little to them that this will lead to years of litigation, during which management reliance on the rule could cost the government millions in back pay and attorney fee damages. The current publicly known cost to an agency of a single blunder is $900 million, but nothing says it can’t go higher. Continue reading